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This week Davey boy and his estranged wire Courtney Cox appeared on the Howard Stern Show. Cox was in house to talk about why she and Arquette split. The whole thing boils down to the fact that Arquette has such a sexual drive that Cox could no longer handle it.
She said "David could not even hug me without getting a boner."
Now that is a guy that has a serious appetite for sex. Of course his stint in rehab did not help matters either, considering the fact that he had a big problem with the booze.
When asked about whether or not they would be getting back together Cox gave a firm "No" stating that they were better off apart. Arquette was asked and he said that he hopes that they can save their marriage.
Here at Crazy Town we are suggesting the Arquette head back to rehab for some sexual addiction meetings if there is any chance that he and Cox are going to get back together. He also might want to work on taming his chicken so it doesn't jump out of his pants when he hugs someone. That could get a bit embarrassing.
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