We must be Crazy but we love Lindsay Lohan

Image via WikipediaLindsay Lohan, the actress that can only be described as Charlie Sheen without a peter....You have to love her because she is a celebrity blogger's wet dream. Only Lohan could take a sweet rehab get out of jail free stint and completely fuck it up.

Oh what fun it is to follow Lohan as she trips down life's path. One has to wonder about how someone who claims to be so smart can display the intelligence of a toilet plunger when appearing in public.

Sure, The Big L has dealt with drug and alcohol problems and yes she has never met a relationship that she could not totally screw up within a month, but how can one actress be so completely clueless about how the world works?

I can still remember the photos taken of her when she was sentenced to 90 days in jail for one of her many probation violations. The look was shock, like peeking in a window to find your neighbor humping a gerbil. What did she think? Did she think that the judge was going to be so overwhelmed with the star power of Lohan that she would just let her walk away? Maybe sign a few autographs? HA!

But of course it does not matter because Lohan did not serve anywhere close to the 90 days. Just like any celebrity that goes to jail in LA, Lohan is released early. Sure she did more time than most but still it could hardly be considered hard time. Shit, people in LA spend more time in line at Starbucks than Lohan spent in jail.

Now we have the stolen necklace deal and that fight with the nurse there at Betty Ford that simply refuses to go away. While Lohan's lawyer has been busy trying to convince her to take a plea, Lohan has been speaking to the media about her plans to beat the rap and move on with her life.

Sure, the case has a lot of holes in it, especially considering the fact that the jewelry store owner is wasting no time in trying to sell the story and video to the tabloids. But there is still a good chance that Lohan will find herself being sentenced to some hard time in an actual prison where there is no early release.

Of course she is already making plans to star in some films. She is first in line to be cast as Victoria Gotti in the new film about John Gotti alongside John Travolta. Then comes the new film about Charles Manson that will likely star shock rocker Marilyn Manson.

But these film roles may go the way of the dinosaur if these legal problems are'nt sorted out.